1. Excellent, wonderful.
   Exclam. Excellent!

1. The drug LSD. Lysergic acid diethylamide. [Orig. U.S. 1960s]

1. Aggressive troublemaking, violence, aggression. Abb. of aggravation.

1. To ask. E.g."I aksed him to move his car from the driveway." [dialect]

1. Forget it, don't bother. [London use]

1. Wrong, messed up. E.g."Our whole holiday went all to pot when Dad got arrested for being drunk."

1. Anyway. Also spelt anyroad. [Northern use]

1. An intensifier. E.g."It was rusty as fuck, so wasn't worth repairing."

1. Satisfactory, comfortable, well.

1. See 'arsehole'.

1. Usually applied to a young attractive female but also said with reference to males. [Orig. U.S.]
2. An affectionate form of address.

1. A euphemism for the anus. [Orig. U.S.]

1. The rectum. {Informal}

1. To insult or denigrate. [Orig. U.S.]

1. A troublesome person.

1. An ugly woman. Derog. Cf. 'old bag'.
2. An objectionable and unpleasant person.
3. Meaning that which interests. E.g."What's your bag ? Mine is dance music." [Orig. U.S. 1960s]
4. The scrotum.

1. A suffix that emphasises the essential undesirable nature of a person in perjorative nouns such as 'tossbag', 'shitbag', 'ratbag' etc.

1. A bad mood. [E. Midlands use]

1. The mouth. [Irish/Scottish use]

1. A mess up, a 'cock-up'. E.g."I've made a right balls-up of my exams."

1. To make a mess of a situation.

1. Exactly, correct. {Informal}

1. A contemptible person. Derived from the original meaning, an illegitimate person, when to be born out of wedlock was viewed as objectionable.
2. A pitiable person. E.g."That poor bastard never stood a chance once the avalanche started."

1. Used as an negative intensifier. E.g."My bastard car wont start again!"
   Exclam. Exclamation of anger.

1. A homosexual male. From batty meaning buttocks. Also battyboy, battyman. Derog. [Orig. West Indies]

1. Be quiet! Shut up!

1. One's wife, husband or partner.

1. A very important person.

1. A contemptible woman. Used on the gay scene to describe an equally despised male.
2. A woman. Derog/Offens.
3. A girlfriend. Derog/Offens. [Mainly black use]
4. Something difficult or unpleasant. E.g."It's such a bitch, havingnowhere warm and dry to sleep."
5. A complaint or disparaging tirade. E.g."Have you been having a bitch about me behind my back?"

1. To speak disparagingly, complain.

1. Oral sex. An abb. of 'blow job'.

1. A mistake. {Informal}

1. Fellatio or cunnilingus. [Orig. U.S.]

1. An excessive spree of drinking, eating, spending or sex.

1. To cancel an arranged meeting with someone, or an planned event, unreasonably or without due notification. E.g."I'm going to blow out my brother's birthday party and go to that new club night instead

1. To reprimand. E.g."My dad bollocked me for stealing money from his wallet! I was only borrowing it."

1. A testicle.

1. Testicles. S.e. until mid 1800s.
2. Rubbish, nonsense, drivel. E.g."That film was bollocks."

1. Another name for burning cannabis fragments. See 'blimps' for a fuller explanation. Variations include bombies and bombers.
2. A small quantity of illicit drugs wrapped in a handrolling cigarette paper, forming a pill like ball. Made either for easier consumption at a later date or to avoid the bitter taste of the drugs when loose.
3. As, the bomb, meaning excellent, the best. [Orig. U.S.]

1. To travel or move quickly. E.g."Will you bomb round to the corner shop and get a pint of milk?" {Informal}

1. A solicitor or barrister. {Informal}

1. Excellent, marvellous. {Informal}

1. Marijuana, or occasionally cannabis. Specifically the part of the marijuana plant that is smoked.

1. To talk, chat or gossip. [Midlands use/Dialect]

1. To die. Also 'kark it'. E.g."Princess Diana carked it in car crash in Paris." [Orig. Aust. 1970s]

1. A man. E.g."This chap came up to me and told me to shut my mouth." {Informal}
2. A form of address. Usually associated with the speech of the upper classes. E.g."I say old chap, fancy joining us for a gin and tonic?" {Informal}

1. Virginity as in to lose one's cherry. Previously applied to the hymen but now the term is used by both sexes. One is also able to lose one's anal cherry. Cf. 'pop someone's cherry'.

1. A general term of address.
2. A contemptible person. E.g."I'm not sitting next him, he's a fuckin' chief and I'll likely punch him before the meeting's finished." [London use]

1. A black person. Offens.

1. Of distinction, high quality, excellent. E.g."We went to the boxing last night - it was class fight that went the full distance."

1. Having no drugs, weapons or illicit goods on one's person. E.g."You can't arrest me officer, I'm clean!"

1. To notice. E.g."Once I clocked him looking suspicious, he left the shop without stealing anything."
2. 2. To hit or punch. E.g."I'm going to end up clocking that idiot if he doesn't shut his big mouth!"

1. The face.

1. An enticement, often potentiating a relationship.

1. To begin menstruating. A commonly used euphemism.

1. The act of soliciting illicit and anonymous sex in a public place by male homosexuals. The 'cottage' will often be a public lavatory; taking its name from when such UK conveniences looked cottage like.

1. Freebased cocaine. The name derives from the sound made during its manufacture. [Orig. U.S.]
2. The vagina.
3. Between the buttocks.
4. As the crack, the situation, news, gossip. E.g."So what's the crack with this argument that you and Sonya have been having?" [Orig. Irish]
5. Pleasure, fun. From the Irish craic. E.g."Last night was a crack, especially with Mandy doing that drunken striptease." See 'good crack'. [Orig. Irish]
6. Women, viewed as sexual objects. Offens.

1. Nonsense, rubbish, something useless or not good.
2. An act of defecation.
3. Faeces.

1. To defecate. Defecate is infact a euphemism meaning to purify or cleanse. E.g."He crapped behind a tree and wiped his arse (anus) with a huge leaf."

1. Rubbishy, of no worth.

1. To ejaculate. To cream oneself implies great sexual excitement, but often used figuratively.
2. To succeed. E.g."I thought I'd creamed my exams but I failed all but one."

1. To complain (about something). E.g."She wont stop crying on about my bad language, but she swears more than anyone I know."

1. The female genitals.
2. Women from a sexual viewpoint. Offensive.
3. A despicable person. Derog. and coarse, and with its associated meanings is consequently particularly offensive.
4. A very familiar term of address. E.g."Hello you old cunt, how are you? You're looking well."
5. A difficult thing or task. E.g."I'm not offering to help him move house, he's got a piano and it'll be a cunt of a job to shift it."

* Undoubtedly the most offensive and taboo of all vulgarisms, and particularly so to women, however its use is becoming more frequent. Consequently it is gradually losing its offensiveness and perhaps will in due course become as accepted as 'fuck' in its use. The word goes back to Middle English, cunte, and before then it can only be speculated upon, however some believe its origins lie with the Latin, cuneus, meaning wedge.

1. Wonderful, excellent. [Orig. London]

1. Unintelligent.

1. A sexually attractive person.
2. The buttocks. Gay use.
3. The face.

1. To smash, to break. E.g."Someone has dished all my car windows." [Merseyside use]

1. A young and especially attractive woman.
2. Sweetheart. An expression of endearment, e.g. "Come on doll, it isn't that bad."

1. A cigarette butt. [Scottish use, Glasgow?]

1. A hateful look. Popularized by the character named Vicky Pollard in the British comedy TV series Little Britain. E.g."Stop givin' me the evils." [2003]

1. A cigarette.
2. A homosexual male. Its use isn't prevalent in Britain. Abb. of 'faggot'. Derog. [Orig. U.S.]
3. A chore. E.g."It was a fag having to drive all the way back home at night."

1. A jocular euphemism for the male genitals, emphasising their personal importance. Not heard very often and occasionally shortened to 'jewels'.

1. The female genitals. Its use may cause confusion in the U.S. where it means buttocks.
2. A female viewed as a sexual object.

1. To mess around, or waste time.

1. To break wind from the anus. Originally s.e. from 1250s, but deemed slang from 1800s. Cf. 'fanny fart'.

1. The gas expelled due to anal flatulence.
2. An unpleasant and objectionable person. Cf. 'old fart'.

1. Festival. This abbreviated form is used less to mean a celebratory event, but more an eventful over-indulgence in expressions such as drug fest or beer fest.

1. Strewd, clever, mentally alert. {Informal}
2. Fashionable, stylish.

1. Used in a phrase such as "I couldn't

1. Utterly dejected, miserable or annoyed

1. Ruined, broken.
2. Distressed, mentally disturbed.

1. A contemptible person.
2. A person or thing. Used loosely when perhaps the person/thing is unknown to the user, and occasionally affectionate use.
3. An annoying or disappointing occurrence. E.g."Crashing my car was a real fucker."

1. To chatter, talk. {Informal}

1. To achieve a penile erection.

1. To applaud, show one's appreciation. E.g."Give it up for this week's guest celebrity..." [Orig. U.S.]

1. To break and smash a drinking glass into someones face.

1. A name given to a person with large protruding teeth. Derog.

1. Abbreviation of gossip.

1. Excellent, lovely. {Informal}

1. A thousand pounds sterling. Orig. U.S. term for one thousand dollars.

1. Excellent, wonderful. Originates in 1930s jazz speak. [Orig. U.S.]

1. To manage, cope. E.g."I'm giving up my job next week, I can't hack the stress."

1. Annoyed, depressed.

1. Tipsy, drunk but not incapacitated. [1860s]

1. To take or do something to excess. E.g."I spent all yesterday hammering the booze and all last night throwing up."

1. A name, a nickname, a pseudonym, an alias. {Informal}

1. To reside, to loiter, to pass the time.

1. An emotional problem, a psychological disturbance. E.g."He needs counselling to sort out his hang-ups."

1. In a further attempt to categorize 'house' music, this name was applied to 'handbag' tunes which had the hard quality of European 'hardhouse'. [1990s]

1. Explicit pornography.
2. A fast 'techno'/'rave' hybrid music, usually not having the subtleties of 'house' music.
3. A variety of 'punk' rock, characterized by its extremes.

1. Something that is of an extreme, committed nature, such as any of the above descriptions for the noun. An obsessive follower of a band, for example, may be called a hardcore fan.

1. OK! Cool! That's very agreeable. [Mainly London use]
2. Excellent! [Mainly London use]

1. Empty talk, nonsense.

1. A bad mood.

1. Over-excited, nervous, agitated.

1. In prison. E.g."I'm a bit out of touch, having being inside for the last two years"

1. To steal, often in relation to mugging. From hijack.

1. Fortunate, lucky. {Informal}

1. Temazepam (a tranquillizer). Usually in the plural. E.g."I'll need some jellies if I'm going to get some sleep tonight."

1. A moment, a short time. E.g. "Wait there a second, I'll be back in a jiffy." {Informal}

1. A day trip, particularly one taken for pleasure and arranged from ones place of work. E.g."Work was great last week, we went on a jolly to London and got the boss drunk."

1. Arrogant. {Informal}

1. Excellent, wonderful.
2. OK.
   * An alternative spelling of 'cool' that's becoming more evident on the WWW.

1. To start trouble. E.g. "If we don't keep the noise down he's going to kick-off again and call the police."
2. To begin. E.g."The meeting kicked off with a welcoming speech by the Managing Director." {Informal}

1. To have sex with (someone). E.g."She's just not my type, but I'd definitely knock off her sister."
2. To steal.
3. To stop work. E.g."We knocking off for lunch in 10 minutes, so finish what you're doing."

1. Fake, counterfeit.
2. Stolen goods. E.g."I'm not having that DVD player in my house, it's knock-off and my father's a policeman."

1. To relax. Also spelt 'cotch'. E.g."We've been kotching and listening to the tunes." [Mainly London use/ Orig W.I.]

1. To have sexual intercourse. E.g."I got a little drunk last night and got laid."

1. Pills, or more commonly ectasy pills.

1. An insane person. From lunatic. Derog.

1. Crazy.

1. Happy, very satisfied. E.g."I'm made up about your good news."

1. Excellent. Often heard as an exclamation of satisfaction. {Informal}.

1. To begin a journey. E.g."OK, it's 8.30 and we've got to get to London by midday, let's make tracks."

1. Mother. A less common variation on mum. [Northern use]

1. A group of people closely united by community and social interests and usually defined by geographical area, e.g. Moss Side Massive. [Orig W.I./U.K.?]

1. Fantastic, wonderful. [Orig. U.S. 1960s]

1. Rhyming slang on 'piss' and mainly heard in the expression 'take the mickey' ('take the piss'), meaning to ridicule. See 'take the mickey'.
2. Occasionally also an act of urination. Rhyming slang on 'piss'. See 'piss'

1. Excellent, wonderful.

1. Suspicious, not genuine. E.g."Don't buy any watches off that crook, they're well moody." [London use]

1. A contemptible person. Occasionally shortened to mother. [Orig. U.S.]

1. Friend. E.g."Alright my old mucker." [1940s]

1. A stupid or gullible person.
2. The face. E.g."Get your ugly mug out of my house, now!"
3. The mouth.

1. To have sexual intercourse with. E.g."Did you nail that girl you were all over in the club last night?"
2. To seduce.

1. Smartly and stylishly dressed.

1. To arrest. E.g."Right Mr Hall, please step out of the car, you're nicked for speeding."
2. To steal.
3. To take, have. E.g."Can I nick a cigarette until later? I'll buy a packet when I get my wages."

1. A police station.

1. Quality. Usually heard in the expressions, good nick or bad nick. E.g. "For that much money, you'd expect it to be in good nick."

1. Is that the truth?
2. That's the absolute truth!

1. Absolutely not! A strong denial.
2. You must be joking!

1. To cook something on a very high heat and quickly.
2. To burn something during cooking.

1. To headbutt.

1. An insane or eccentric person. Derog.

1. The testicles.

1. Mad, insane.
2. Enthusiastic, obsessed. E.g."Buys her flowers every week, makes all her meals, he's nuts about her,."

1. Loose change. Probably short for odds and sods. [Merseyside use]

1. See 'off one's head'.

1. Affectionate term for one's penis. Cf 'old fellow', 'old man', 'lad'.

1. Father, boyfriend or husband.
2. Affectionate term for one's penis. Cf 'old chap', 'old fellow', 'lad'.

1. Of machinery, or technology, not working efficiently or temporarily out of order.

1. Making an event out of getting drunk. E.g."He's got a hangover after going out on the piss last night."

1. Meaning the same as 'on the pull'. See also 'tap off'.

1. One's younger brother or sister. {Informal}
2. Affectionate term for a friend. {Informal}

1. To break down. Usually said of a machine, however may on occasion be applied to ones bodyparts, such as, "my back's packed up." {Informal}

1. A snack, a packed lunch. [Hull/E.Yorkshire use]

1. A euphemism for a woman's breasts.

1. The toilet (the room and the bowl itself). E.g."I'll get her to ring you back, she's just in the pan."

1. Nonsense, rubbish, bad. From the standard British English of pants, meaning underwear; also a variation on 'knickers'. E.g."The first half was pants but I stayed until the end and it was actually a great film." [1990s]

1. Small, trivial, insignificant.

1. To act in an uncouth manner, to live below one's normal standards, to 'slob'.

1. To steal. E.g."Guess who's just lost his job for pinching from work again?"
2. To arrest. E.g."He got pinched when he was climbing out of the kitchen window with the stolen TV."

1. To defeat by a small margin. Often heard in the expression 'pip at the post'. E.g."We pipped them to the finish and won by just 2 seconds." {Informal}

1. To urinate.

1. Urine.
2. A weak drink.

1. Angry, upset or depressed.

1. To complete a task easily, to win effortlessly. E.g."They pissed it and won the trophy for the fourth year running."

1. Testicles.

1. Excrement.

1. To defecate.

1. Rubbishy, crass, of poor quality.
2. A general negative intensifier. E.g."I'm not wasting my time and money by going to the poxy shops, just to keep her happy."
   * Occasionally spelt poxey.

1. A fist fight, a brawl. {Informal}

1. The female genitals, alluding to the inclusion of the pubic hairs. [1600s]
2. Women/woman, viewed as sexual objects. Derog/Offens.
3. A cat. {Informal}
4. A feeble or weak willed person.
   * The ambiguity of the word isn't lost on comedians.

1. A male homosexual, particularly one who is effeminate.

1. Excellent, wonderful. Often an exclamation of approval. Possibly from radical.

1. Cool, excellent, great.

1. A second hand car made to appear in much better quality than it is.
2. 2. A person with high skills brought into a sports team for a game or competition.

1. To con, to swindle. {Informal}

1. A contrick, a act of deception. {Informal}
2. An illicit copy. E.g."Dont buy any computer software from that market stall, it's all ripped off."
3. An unreasonably priced commodity or service. From the feeling that one if being deceived. E.g."Those Versace jeans are a rip-off. You should try buying clothes from the market."

1. Bed. E.g."Let's hit the sack, I'm exhausted." See 'hit the sack'. [Orig. U.S.]
2. Dismissal from employment.

1. To dismiss from employment. E.g."I was sacked because of my poor time keeping. I was consistently late arriving at work in the mornings."

1. An expression of agreement, OK! Agreed!
2. Thanks!
3. A form of greeting.

1. A clue. Rhyming slang on 'scooby doo', the cartoon character. E.g."I haven't got a scooby why she went into a rage, I was only 1 hour late for dinner."
2. A Suburu car. Rhyming slang from 'scooby doo'.

1. Faeces.
2. An act of defecation.
3. A contemptible person.
4. Rubbish, nonsense, a bad thing.
5. Cannabis or marijuana.
6. Miscellaneous items. E.g."Come on, get your shit together, the taxi's due in 5 minutes."

1. To defecate. E.g."I do my best thinking when I'm on my own, actually usually when I'm shitting."

1. A skinhead.
2. A sister. See 'skin and blister'

1. To roll up a cannabis/marijuana cigarette. Abb. of 'skin up'.

1. To roll or build a cannabis/marijuana cigarette. E.g."Anyone who was spotted skinning up was arrested and given a police warning."

1. A prostitute or promiscuous woman. Also occasionally heard with reference to such men. Derog.
2. A contemptible person. Derog.

1. To put down, verbally. Meaning the same as 'slag off'.

1. A loud kiss. From the noise it might make.
2. One pound sterling, although usually in the plural. E.g."She still owes me 40 smackers from last week."
3. A strong physical blow. E.g."I caught him a right smacker on his jaw."

1. Very intoxicated with drink or drugs.

1. To kill. E.g."He got snuffed whilst jogging in the park in the middle of the night."

1. A contemptible or objectionable person.
2. A pitiable person. E.g."He's just had his car stolen and his wife has just run off with the milkman, the poor sod." This use is also be found with the expressions 'poor bastard' and 'poor bugger'.
3. A thing or action that is difficult or problematic. E.g. "We had a sod of a journey, getting stuck in a traffic jam at Birmingham for over 3 hours."
   * Abb. of the word sodomite.

1. Mentally or physically impaired, or resembling such.
2. Very intoxicated by alcohol or drugs.
3. Exhausted, very tired.
   * From 'spacker'.

1. A person from Puerto Rico, Mexico or Spain. Derog. [Orig. U.S.]
2. Of Spain and its languages. Derog. [Orig. U.S.]
   * Also spelt spick.

1. Correct, exactly right. {Informal}

1. To copulate. Male usage. [Mid 1800s]
2. To defeat thoroughly in a game or competition. E.g."With our new signing from United we're going to stuff them good and proper."
3. Used to exclaim indifference or rejection of (something). E.g."Stuff the consequences! I'm going to get drunk."

1. A gullible person. Derog.
2. An ice lollipop. [Notts use]

1. Abb. of tablet. Drug culture expression.
2. A cigarette.
3. Ear. See 'tab-hang'. [dialect]

1. To feign a foul or knockdown in sports.

1. Goodbye, a parting salutation.
2. Relax, don't get stressed.

1. An attractive person or persons.

1. To travel rapidly, to charge at great speed. E.g."We tanked it up from London, just in time to watch the football match."

1. Attractive.

1. To vomit. A shortening of 'throw up'.
2. To intentionally or by one's own foolishness, lose a game. {Informal}

1. Good, satisfactory. Common use in Wales. E.g."It was a tidy party, but I've got a terrible hangover now."

1. A woman's evidently younger male lover.

1. The mouth. E.g."Shut your trap you noisy bugger."

1. Excellent! A contraction of terrific.

1. The time spent under the influence of a hallucinatory drug such as LSD. {Informal}.
2. A 'tab' of LSD.

1. To hallucinate on LSD or other hallucinogen.

1. Fantastic, excellent, wonderful. An expression of approval. [Orig. U.S.]

1. Intoxicated by drugs, high.

1. Vomit.

1. To vomit.
   * From 'chuck up', meaning to vomit.

1. Useless, of no value, poor quality, not up to one's expected standards.
2. A country person, one unfamiliar with the 'sophisticated' ways of city life. Derog.
3. An unsophisticated person, by extension of meaning 2. Derog.

1. To masturbate. Also phrased as wank off. E.g."If our young men devoted as much time to their school work as they did to wanking then we'd have a nation of geniuses."

1. An act of masturbation. E.g."You can guarantee that if he sees a pair of naked breasts he'll go and have a wank straight away."
2. Something useless, or worthless. E.g."I wish I hadn't brought that new CD, it's wank."
3. Nonsense.

1. Describing being thoroughly intoxicated to a point of uselessness.

1. To kick forcefully.

1. A hard kick.
2. Acceleration. E.g."Quick! Turn left here and give it some welly."
3. A wellington boot. Also spelt wellie. {Informal}

1. To steal. E.g."I had my wallet whipped last night."

1. Lewd, obscene, pornographic. Taken from the now obsolete film classification rating. {Informal}.

1. To talk incessantly. {Informal}

1. A thing that is vile or distasteful. E.g."Don't eat that, it's yuck and tastes mouldy."

1. Stop talking, shut up. Usually in the imperative. [Orig. U.S.]